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27 candidates filed the nominations in Sindhupalchok
27 candidates including major party Nepali Congress(NC),UML, Maoist and Rastiya Prajatantra Party(RPP) has filed the nominations in Sindhupalchok on 25 feb.
When the filed was going on 12 injured in voilence between UML and Maoist.
Candidates are following:

RPP

1 Pasupati Shamsher
2 Baburam Khadka
3 Pasupati Shamser

UML

1 Arun Nepal
2 Subhash Karmacharya
3 Sher Bahadur Tamang

Maoist

1 Rajkumar Shrestha
2 Agni Sapkota
3 Dawa Tamang

NC

1 Mohan B. Basnet
2 Bhupendra B. Thapa
3 Nima Gyalchen Sherpa

GAS PROBLEMS

Oh let you give me this GAS

This afternoon a Gas server dodn’t finds House no 33 in Puspalata marga .
A women ‘” Hello Brother What happen?”
SerVer “ I didn’t found house no. 33.”
Woman “ Where told for you?”
S … “ Puepalata Marg.”
W…. “ Oh! I don’t know about it, by the way let you give me this gas I should give you extra Rs. 200.”
S… “ no no it would be wrong.?
W… “ Pls brother I have problems, help me.”
Ok than I walked from there.

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Bhattarai's Birthday

Bhattarai's Birthday Party

Former prime minister and founding leader of Nepali Congress Krishna Prasad Bhattarai became 84 yrs. He hosted "tea ceremony" at Hotel Himalya,Kathmandu Thursday. Some diplomats , Ministers senior political leaders, bureaucrats, heads of Security agencies and Kind family also attended the birthday party.

He told inside journalist "monarchy should stay in Nepal for the next 300 years. " A leader of people and the founder of NC ,why does speakes so? What relationship between king and his says?

His brief Introduction

is one of the popular Nepali political leaders. To date he is seen as respectable figure in and outside the political circle. Widely seen as a maverick leader of Nepali Congress Party, he made his position by transitioning Nepal from absolute monarchy to democratic multi-party system.
He has twice been the Prime Minister of Nepal, once heading the Interim Government from 19 April 1990 to 26 May 1991, and then as elected Prime Minister from 31 May 1999 to 22 March 2000.
He was the officiating President of the Nepali Congress for nearly 26 years from February 12, 1976, and finally elected to the post of president of party in 1992 till 1996. He was actively participated in democratic Movements of Nepal from its inception. The constitution of Nepal (1990) was promulgated while he was interim Prime minister of Nepal and credited for successfully holding the parliametary election in 1990, a milestone in Nepalese political history.

Hope Now

Prachanda in Ec office

Yes Election process is Going On

Including major ruling parties Nepali Congress, CPN (UML) and CPN (Maoist) submitted the closed lists of their candidates to be elected under the proportional system, at the Election Commission (EC), on Wednesday.
Maoist leaders reached the EC office at Kantipath with a huge crowd of supporters who waved party flags and chanted slogans. Party chairman Prachanda submitted the nominations for all 335 proportional seats.
Speaking to reporters after submitting the list, Prachanda said his party has fielded 51 percent women candidates under proportional system.
Likewise, Nepali Congress party that submitted the list of all 335 candidates has fielded Prime Minister Girija Prasad Koirala for proportional seat.
CPN-UML filed candidacies of some senior leaders under proportional election system. They include Standing Committee members Sahana Pradhan, Amrit Bohara and Mukunda Neupane.
Other ruling allies - Janamorcha Nepal, Nepal Workers and Peasants Party, CPN (Marxist Leninist) and Shyam Sunsar Gupta-led faction of Nepal Sadbhawana Party (Anandi Devi) – also filed their closed lists.
Rastriya Prajatantra Party (RPP) chairman Pashupati Shumsher Rana also registered the party’s closed list for proportional system while Rastriaya Janashakti Party (RJP) didn’t submit the list as the party had announced on Tuesday that the party would boycott the April 10 polls, citing the government’s failure to resolve the Terai crisis.
Rastriya Prajatantra Party Nepal (RPP-Nepal), a pro-monarchist party led by former royalist stalwarts, also filed the nominations for proportional voting system.
Meanwhile, three agitating Madhesi parties – Terai Madhesh Loktantrik Party, Sadbhawana Party and Madhesi Janadhikar Forum – didn’t submit the closed lists.
Chure-Bhawar Rastriya Ekta Party today decided to boycott the CA election.
Nepal Bikash Party, Muskan Sena Nepal, Nepal Janabhawana Party and Samajbadi Prajatantrik Party were among the fringe parties that have filed the closed lists at the EC.
The commission has fixed Feb 20 (today) as the deadline to file the closed list. The parties were asked to submit the closed lists by 5 pm.

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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that kee ps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

oh! What is going on

Rs. 10 for a piece of Lemon
Tribes party are going on their strike, they have their own demands. State should provide it as soon as posibble. Prime minister promised to solve it. However strike is running. Nobody knows the real fact. Vehicles are very few is kathmandu for Public service today. Restaurents are closing without Gas. Vegetables price is going over. I wondered yesterday, a piece of lemon pays Rs. 10. It was Rs. 10 for four piece.
This is Kathmandu, the capital city of Nepal. Here many people are struggling for their own vision. After the price hiking they should have barrier in their visons. So please, oh please you gonernment provide good platform for people. Wish I

Do you know

Never underestimate illiterates’. ..!!!!

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa . Heshot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field onthe other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence,an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what hewas doing.The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell inthis field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are notcoming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneysin New Zealand and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sueyou and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know howwe settle disputes in North Wairarapa . We settle smalldisagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on myland, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick methree times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest anddecided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abideby the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walkedup to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work bootinto the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last mealgushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to hisrear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strengthand very slowly ma nag ed to get to his feet. Wiping his facewith the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it'smy turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can havethe duck."

Hi, this is dDEMOCRACY Day 7, Falgun

In 1950, Ranas are in open conflict with King Tribhuvan implicated in Nepali Congress Party conspiracy against Rana power, seeks and is granted asylum in India; government troops desert to the rebel side; over 140 Ranas join the dissidents. Treaty of Peace and Friendship and Treaty of Trade and Commerce are signed with India. And in 1951, Mohan Shamsher capitulates; King Tribhuvan is restored to the throne; Mohan Shamsher heads new coalition cabinet for 10 months; he is secceeded by Nepali Congress Party leader M.P. Koirala as prime minister.

since than we know democracy day

Here no dought, the people wants lebration but these days are going worse on. Because tribe agitation is running in Tarai. This is our Liquid situation to establish Democrcy. Let's think about ooour denocracy

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This Morning I saw
This morning i was walking near Kapan Marg,Mahararajgung ; many people were lining for kerosene. At least there were 5meters long line was created by empty gadgets. In that groups men were jokingwith vehicles: " oh let we stop it," 'why?' questions arose answer wasfollowing"becaz there are no more fuel for people and why you are driving?" Whatis fact in fuel distribution? Why smooth distribution is not available? Has ourGovernment answer?

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Kiss on the stomache;I am ready.
kiss on the forehead;i hope we're together forever.
kiss on the ear;you are my everything.
kiss on the hand;i adore you.
kiss on the neck;we belong together.
kiss on the shoulder;i want you
kiss on the lips;
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We are livint this world this is 21st century let i defining this world in word:
our communication --------------wirelessour
dress topless
our telephone cordless
our cooking fireless
our youth jobless
our food fatless
our labour effortless
our conduct worthless
our relation loveless
our attitude careless
our feeling heartless
our politics shameless
our education valueless
our follies countless
our arguments baseless
our boss brainless
our job Thankless
our salary very leSSssssssss........................

NC starts homework on election candidacies

NC starts homework on election candidacies
The Nepali Congress has started homework on the list of its election candidates.
An informal meeting of the NC’s parliamentary committee discussed on how to make inclusive the list while balancing the number of candidates from both the NC and the NC (Democratic) that had reunited a few months back.
The forthcoming meeting of the central working committee (CWC) will come up with a final list of candidates, leaders said.
According to Dr Prakash Saran Mahat, a CWC member, the party will finalise the election candidacies well before February 20, the date set by the Election Commission for submitting the closed list of candidates to be elected under the proportional representation system.
The EC has said each political party will have to submit at least 10 percent of 335 PR seats.

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Your Name Meanings
Instructions: What u do is find out what each letter of ur name means.Then connect all the meanings & it Describes YOU. [Its True & isn't it Great]
If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once. example=NETRA
N=You like to work, but you always want a break.
E=You are a very exciting person
T=You have an attitude, a big one.
R=You are a social butterfly.
A=You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople .
C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
E = You are a very exciting person.
F = Everyone loves you.
G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H = You are not judgmental.
I = You are always smiling and making others smile.
J =Jealously.
K = You like to try new things.
L = Love is something you deeply believe in.
M = Success comes easily to you.
N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
O = You are very open-minded.
P = You are very friendly and understanding.
Q = You are a hypocrite.
R = You are a social butterfly.
S = You are very broad-minded.
T = You have an attitude, a big one.
U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V = You have a very good physique and looks.
W = You like your privacy.
X =You never let people tell you what to do.
Y = You cause a lot of trouble.
Z = You're always fighting with someone.

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